Life Getting A Little Too Predictable?
Protip : Break a toe!
Now, I’m not talking about obliterating the big guy. You want to spice up your comings and goings, not handicap yourself. Isolate one of the lesser toes and let’em have it!
You’ll be amazed how every step of every day becomes an adventure.
You’ll walk like a geriatric, and put on shoes with the delicate apprehension of a child.
You’ll stare in wonder at the rainbow of flesh tones your body is able to create.
And, three months later, when your toe is still larger than it should be, more gray than pink, and surprises you with knee buckling pain you’ll look back and laugh. What a wild ride it’s been old friend. What a wild ride it’s been.
Pro-Protip : Just because a photo shoot is on the beach doesn’t mean you should lose the shoes, Hippy.
